Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Game Reviews


When I ventured out and started this online journal, game reviews were not something I wished to ramble on and on about. I started writing just out the need for a release. To come clean with some of my interests and air them out a bit and see if they were even my interests at all. Up to this point my discoveries haven't led to any sort of conclusion. This is a good thing and writing is still a good darn release from work.

One interest I've discovered liking is reading about writer's views on reviewing games. Modern reviews of games, it seems, are bad. At least in the eyes of most of the more educated writers. They take firm stances about scores and workman like reviews. On any given day you can visit The Escapist for well written columns on this very topic. While you are there, head over to Zero Punctuation to watch the best reviews on the web. He certainly doesn't give scores and he gives good reason for it.

I realize that I've given out scores for games and also realize that doing so puts me on a blacklist... or would if anyone read my reviews. If I was to put myself out there as a reviewer of games or professional of some sort I may be more sensitive to the idea of giving scores to games. Taking a little step back and and looking at why I attach a score to a game raises a good bit of questions. Not just about why I would take the time to do it (there has to be more to it then just a release from work, right?). But why others feel the need to do it.

Of course most of it has to do with readership. Put a score on a game and it immediately becomes something you can measure against something else. Like a sport. Halo 3 is better then Fallout 3 because Metacritic says so, kind of thing. In that sense, I don't mind scores I guess. Back before Gamerankings.com changed it was fun. Love it, hate it, or indifferent from it; scores give you a general idea if the game is good or not.

But what of personal tastes. What about immersion? What about art direction or story? Developers know more about this then the reviewer, just like a director knows more then the movie reviewer. It is an issue as old as writing. There is no, nor will there ever be, a standard.

What movies, books, theater, have over video games right now is educated writing. I read somewhere recently that I would be considered a 1st generation gamer. Meaning I was born in the 1970's when computer and console gaming came about. Something about this idea gets me excited. Computer Games, as a medium or form of artistic entertainment, is still a very new thing. There aren't hundreds of years of history of the genre to pull from. Just a couple decades or so.

Where am I going with this? I'm not entirely sure. Something I've thought about often over my lifetime is the overwhelming burden of thousands of years of creative works. Every person that has painted feels this burden if they are striving for something original, something that stands out. What is exciting about video games though is that there isn't that much of a burden. Every thing is new. Even if someone were to make the argument that WWII first person shooters are over done I'd say that it is a falsity if looked at from a longer view.

Whats inherently exciting to me about video games is that it is a new outlet for creativity. Great masters have yet to be completely defined, most of the best creators are still living and still creating. Games are in a place that may be best likened to the pre-Renaissance period of painting. When craftsmen and women rediscovered that they where creating something more then just a historical recollection or family portrait.



The Jan van Eyck "Arnolfini Portrait" moment, when a painting was purposely meant to be more and rediscovery of the purpose of art is a ways off for games I think. Perhaps, it will never come. Maybe there are not enough Escapists out there to push the medium forward. What I am sure of is, like the move from tempera paint to oil, that the medium of video games is pressing forward all the time similar to any art medium.

So, hold on a second... where does the leave me with attaching a score to games? The quick answer? It matters as much as a critic of Giotto's "Lamentation Over the Dead Christ". So what I have to say (to nobody) is that if you attach an arbitrary score to a game that you played for a job then you stink. If you are pretentious enough to say that you aren't going to attach a score to a game? Then, well gee, thanks for letting me know. If you are honest and enjoy playing a discussing games? Then, uh, cool. If you don't know what you are and can't come to any conclusion... then I'll read what you have to say.

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I'd give this post a 7.2

It's good. Kind of like some other posts that you haven't read and has some gramatical errors. But overall a good post. (score not an average).

PS. Go to Zero Punctuation already. sheesh.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

New Setup


After moving into my new place last fall I increased the number of rooms available to work with from four to six plus a basement. It was a pretty big upgrade for not a lot of money. Still near downtown (Brewery District, if you want to get technical, not German Village anymore). One of the many benefits of living in Ohio.

All winter I was essentially living in just two rooms. TV and bedrooms. Well, Spring is here so I converted one of the rooms upstairs into a game room. The above pic is the start of it. What I've got:

Visual:
- Older iMac
- Zenith T.V. 1992 Color
- Sears T.V. 1968 BW
- Vizio 22" Flat Panel (HD)

Systems (hooked up):
- Atari 2600 4 switch
- PS2 (slim)
- Game Cube
- Genesis (with High Definition Graphics text)
- Sega Saturn
- Sega Dreamcast
- Xbox 360
- PSP
- Atari Lynx (not pictured)

Systems (not hooked up)
- NES
- N64
- Atari 2600 ("Heavy Sixer")

It's pretty fun to have them all playable, all in one place. One man's junk another man's treasure... true to form.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Blood Bowl


Sometimes something surprising and happy will pop up that you remember from years ago... Oh, I'm looking forward to this one. Even if you've never heard of it, I guarantee you will be interested in it. Only a couple months away.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Dreamcast's Ohms


The Sega Dreamcast is a thing of beauty. I came across her at thrift store a few weeks ago (with controller) for $15, in excellent condition.

The DC has somewhere in the range of 250 games to collect. Right now, I have a whopping two. I can't remember exactly what happened to my games. But I do remember selling my DC in order to get an Xbox. Often times I cringe when I look back at decisions like that but here I don't really.

I have many a fond memory of the system from playing it for the first time (Ready to Rumble) to creating and playing one of my first sports created team rosters (8 Ohms).


The console design holds up remarkably well still today. It's quiet, small, and packs a good bit of power.

This picture I have up here is of the legendary 8 Ohms team. I think I can see Wood with the ball, Smitty setting a screen, Moses (with the socks on the right and Sasquatch on the upper left. The pic is of a T.V. that was mounted out on the back porch at Wade Ave. We were playing the game in the basement and broadcasting it out there.

I hope the guy that created that basketball, cloud, and lightning logo is doing well. That thing is amazing.

Below is one of the first videos I ever made. It isn't of the legendary 8 Ohms but of the 2nd iteration of 'The team' in college form. On the Dreamcast.



Here is the team a half decade later on the Xbox 360.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Automatic Enrollment

The so-called 'Economic Crisis' is driving me nuts-o. Not because I don't think it is true. Not because I'm blind and can't see all the jobs lost since the dramatic slip in the market in October 2008. People have lost jobs, people are struggling. I live in a manufacturing state. I, myself, at my own company have had to cut almost 50 jobs since October. I had to tell these folks personally to go home. But what I present to you is something more of a self inflicted problem.

For 20 years banks have given out too much credit. This is nothing new, what is new is the degree of which they did it. But, I am no economic mastermind, nor will I ever... EVER claim to be. What I have a problem with is just one problem that happened last September...

Automatic enrollment in 401k programs for all hourly employees.

Does anyone else see this?! $8 an hour employees automatically enrolling in a program they didn't choose to? or even care to get out of? or even knew it was happening? How many stocks is that? How many shares flooded the market? And, Gosh-diggity-darn-it, what happens when a country decides to to that. Shares split, then split and split, till they are worthless. Who suffers? Big companies that get the money and the lowest of the low who don't understand. So for fucks sake, tell me who is suffering now?... big companies and the lowest of the low. awesome.

So who wins a few months out from now? Well... the farm has been bet on the entire country benefiting. And yeah, it will. We'll see I guess.

But. God Damn It. Who has the power to make something like that happen? Somebody please tell me how?! Shit man.

Search Automatic Enrollment in 401k. You tell me. It was right in my face when it was happening. A handful of people looking to me for answers on why or how this happened. All I could tell them is this "Didn't you read the memo attached to your last paycheck?" There are millions of new shareholders out there and they don't even know it. All they know is that the are 20 dollars or so poorer a month. 20 bones they will never see again, but other people will. Why will other people? Well, your average lineman lives about 10-15 years less then the middle and upper class, working, smoking and drinking themselves to death.

While you are at it look at the Dow over the past 60 years. It goes straight flippin' up. Automatically pumping someones diaper budget ensures that to keep happening for the next 60.

During the election last year my dad stated that we will slip into a socialist state if republicans lose power. Without missing a beat my brother smartly replied "Dad... we already are."

Agreed. Look at your last paycheck. Where is your money going?

If every American had to physically write a check for each thing deducted out of their paycheck every month we would see a revolution. Not just a little one... But a big old "Jeffersonian" one.

"Who are you whom I so faintly hear? Who urge me ever on? What voice is this that speaks within me... guides me towards the best? We shall make a new start. A fresh beginning. Here the blessings of the earth are bestowed upon all. None need grow poor. Here there is good ground for all, and no cost but one's labor. We shall build a true common wealth, hard work and self reliance our virtues. We shall have no landlords to reack us with high rents or extort the fruit of our labor." - Captain John Smith

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Columbus Crew: Opening Home Game


Verses. Toronto Football Club. Or FC. Or Reds. Or Ultra. Or whatever the feisty Canadian crowd wanted to call them. I don't want to question them because the were the rudest bunch of fans I have ever witnessed at a professional sporting event. At halftime I went over to get a beer behind a couple of them. They would order one, then promptly drink it and order another right then and there (at $9 a pop). There were a reported 1,500 of them there. The brochure said "FC" so we will go with that.

The Crew fans, not to be out done, popped yellow colored smoke and tossed glitter onto the pitch. The wind was against them however so the glitter would just blow back into them. At one point in the game I saw the entire bag of glitter get thrown at a Toronto player. I'm assuming this was just done out of frustration with the wind. I feel like they didn't want to be out done by the 'Crazy Canadians' being awarded for their fanaticism at this game for winning the 'Supporters' Trophy' during last years championship winning year.


The game ended in a tie. The Crew scored off a penalty kick and Toronto scored off an own goal mistake by the Crew. I felt like I was watching a high school game.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Detroit. Horrible, Beautiful.

Detroit. Go here.

Columbus Auto Show '09

As Audrea and I strolled around the Columbus Convention Center we did make a point to pick out some highlights but, once again, the future looks stale for American cars and trucks (emphasis on "truck"). In the past I tended to get smitten with one car or another while walking around auto shows, but this time my mind went to a different place. I was looking at cars that I could actually, possibly, afford. That added a different spin then I'd had in the past. While buying a new car isn't something I'll be doing anytime in the next decade or so, it was still fun to think that I could drive something off that I really liked.

This added dimension really added an interesting twist. I was way more critical of what I was looking at and gravitating more towards the less over the top models. Let's get to my highlights:

1. Scion tC: I'll put it up there. I'm impressed with this car. It's a few years into its production lifespan and while not much has changed over the past few years, it looks great. 5 speed manual, 4 cylinder, 2.4. I'd be a tight fit for me at my size, but I like it.


2. Dodge Challenger: I was impressed. I'd seen lots of pictures. A couple old timers at work get all gaga-goo-goo over this car and have calendars featuring it at there desks. I was pessimistic because of the Charger production model released a few years ago looked like a damn Neon. The Challenger looked great and you can get a striped down model for about $20k. Which means no muscle on a muscle car. The Hemi loaded one runs up closer to 27k. Too much for my blood but, heck man, still 5-10k less then then all the bloated mini-vans and 20k less then a soul crushing truck.

That's all I got. Honda and Nissan, overall, had the best vehicles. They look great, good gas mileage, powerful, affordable (16k-25k).

Audrea's Highlight:

1. Ford Flex: I agree with her on this one. Ford is making some pretty good cars right now with the Fusion and, yes, the new Focus. The Flex did steal the show though. It is very unique looking. Very long, like an old station wagon. It seats 40 people.

Audrea's Low-light:

The new Camaro: It stunk up the place. Audrea has a hankering for muscle cars and a pretty good knowledge of them to back up her opinion. She was excited to see the new one in person, big let down. To quote her exactly, "It was awful". She agreed on the semi-awesomeness of the Challenger.

In conclusion: Too many trucks. Too many mini-vans on the American side and perhaps too many cross-overs (jellybeans) on the import side. I'm about as far away from someone who cares about the environment impact of vehicles so I'm not getting down on larger cars for that reason, they just look and feel out of place and ridiculous. Toyota is guilty of show casing too many trucks (and no FJ?!). Ford still... STILL has their Escape and Explorer out there but I know they've got to. With intermittent shutdowns of their truck and SUV production lines they need some poor soul to buy them.

Last thought on the show:
It was pretty neat to think that a bunch of people there probably worked on the cars. I could tell that a few of the guys actually did work on them by the way they were talking about them. A couple times I witnessed them putting their son in a car (Honda, made up the road in Marysville) and taking a ton of pictures. Proud. Of his son and the beautiful car he helped create. Maybe this is only something that gets to me.

Either way, pretty neat.