Friday, August 17, 2018

MLS is Using My Blueprint (I Want Compensation)

MLS is Following My Blueprint
(I want compensation)
By: Vidda Grubin

This will be short. Enjoy! (i lied it is not short)

I have written on a number of occasions about the need for both an August to June soccer season and promotion/relegation. I have also stated what would need to happen for both to be successful.

This post isn’t about promotion and relegation. (the sentence prior to this is a tiny lie)

Simply put. An August to June schedule is easily achievable in North America (and Major League Soccer is quickly moving that direction) if…

Half the franchises in the league are located in the Southern half of the United States and half the franchises are located in the Northern half of the United States and Canada.

Reasons August to June works under the half and half scenario:

1. The first few games can be played at the home fields of the franchises located in the Northern half of the United States and Canada. Hot games, but not as hot as August games in Texas and Florida.

2. The fall portion of the season would run until the weekend prior to Christmas. Allowing franchises to comfortably play at all venues after August.

3. Allows for a holiday break (Christmas thru Mid January).

4. A league wide winter league/winter training can be run in places like Southern California, Florida, Las Vegas, Arizona and South Texas (much like the NBA summer league in Las Vegas) for two weeks at the end of January.

5. The restart of the league season can begin February 1st, and first few games can be played at the home fields of the franchises located in the Southern half of the United States.

6. Season/Playoffs end June 1st.

7. This schedule consists of approximately 38 calendar weeks, in regards to the actual league season, and does not include the approximately three weeks of holiday break and two weeks of winter league/winter training.

8. Teams would be aligned in three divisions of 12. Western—Central—Eastern. Each division split evenly (six franchises in the north and six franchises in the south).

Current/Near Future MLS alignment: 

Northwest Conference: Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, Salt Lake, Colorado, Boise?

Southwest Conference: LA, LA, San Jose, San Diego, Las Vegas?, Arizona?

North Central: Minnesota, Kansas City, Chicago, Columbus, Nashville, Cincinnati

South Central: Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Austin, New Orleans?, Birmingham?

North East: Toronto, Montreal, New England, New York, New York, D.C.

South East: Atlanta, Orlando, Miami, Tampa?, Jacksonville?, Charlotte?

8a. Play all teams in your division home and away for 22 games. Play six to eight teams from each of the other divisions for a total of 12-16 more games (depends on how many league games the MLS decides it wants). Total games in season: 34-38.

9. Playoffs would be down and dirty and follow a bracket format. Top four in each division auto-qualify. Next four best records qualify. 16 team bracket format ensues with won/loss records being the criteria for placing each franchise on the bracket. 1 v 16, 2 v 15, 3 v 14, etc. Games always played at home of team with best record. Single game first round on a Saturday. Single game quarter-final on Wednesday. Single game semi-finals on Sunday. Championship final on following Sunday. Two weeks total for playoffs.

Finally, why I believe MLS is quickly moving this direction.

1. They want more locally viable rivalries.

2. The franchises they are moving/adding achieves what I’m writing about.

3. (I know I said this wasn’t about pro/rel, but I can’t help myself. Just this one bullet point) MLS structured as above allows for two lower league clubs to earn their way into each six club northern and southern conference, making for eight club top league conferences. These two clubs would only move up after top league finishes filling out the twelve team divisions and a viable 16 club lower league is established in each conference’s geographical region.

3a. (cheating here and splitting up the bullet point) After expanding to 8 clubs per conference, top league regular season play would remain the same; divisional home and away (30 games), remaining games split between other division clubs (pick your poison, my choice would be year to year rotation with conferences playing all eight teams from another conference).

3b. (still cheating here) USSF/Players Association/Consortium of Professional Club Owners could then institute pro/rel on regional conference basis. Relegation from the top league would be based solely on games between clubs in the same conference (14 games). Bottom club auto relegated, next to bottom club plays home and away with second place club from regional league below.

Some advantageous things about this model: 

1. There is room for growth, up to 36 teams and even 48 teams in the top league (this is an expansive country).

1a. Comes much closer to mirroring the small-nation, short travel, club culture seen around the world.

1b. Many more geographic rivals.

2. August to June season is easily achievable/doable.

3. (cheating) Promotion/Relegation would see all lower leagues sharing the same geographic boundaries as the top league’s conference boundaries (so a total of six regional leagues in each tier). 16 clubs per regional league would have a typical year see half the teams in each lower regional league fighting a promotion or relegation battle. Plus, with only 30 games to play, the lower regional leagues can start the spring half of the season later (Mid-March), thereby not having to worry about the worst of the winter weather.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

MLS Winnings Since 2015

Per the info given out by the last CBA, MLS winnings based on performance, by team, since 2015 (includes this season) is below. It's not much money.

Here's the top 10 teams, by season, by winnings:

Total : Year : Team
$660,000 : 2017 : Toronto FC
$512,500 : 2016 : FC Dallas
$475,000 : 2016 : Seattle Sounders FC
$447,500 : 2015 : Portland Timbers
$355,000 : 2015 : Sporting Kansas City
$340,000 : 2017 : Sporting Kansas City
$245,000 : 2015 : New York Red Bulls
$220,000 : 2017 : New York Red Bulls
$215,000 : 2016 : Toronto FC
$190,000 : 2015 : FC Dallas

Average winnings for a player per year is about $5,000 extra. Players from top teams for the season range from about 8k to 25k (the monster TFC season last year, way out of the ordinary when you consider the top starts at 660k and number 10 is 190k).

MLS pays out about $1 million in winnings a year to players.


Here is the $ breakdown:

MLS Cup champion: $275,000, per team

MLS Cup runner-up: $80,000, per team

Supporters’ Shield winner: $55,000, per team — increases to $130,000, per team (2017-19)

Regular season conference champion: $35,000, per team

Other playoff qualifiers: $20,000, per team

Regular season matches: $7,500 win bonus, per team (distributed monthly)



CCL champion: $50,000

CCL runner-up: $45,000

CCL losing semifinalist: $40,000

CCL losing quarterfinalist: $35,000

Group stage qualification: $40,000

Group stage win: $4,000



Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup winner: $250,000, per team (payable by U.S. Soccer)

Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup runner-up: $60,000, per team (payable by U.S. Soccer)

Canadian Championship winner: $50,000, per team (payable by Canadian Soccer Association)

Sunday, August 5, 2018

RANK: Which games matter, MLS

[1] CONCACAF Champions League - The games matter, it's difficult to gain entry and the upside to getting results is big for MLS teams.

[2] US Open Cup games - it's a straight up knock out tournament and the only thing linking together both US soccer history and the fractured pyramid.

[3] Pre-Season Tournaments - I regularly attend these. Orlando, Charleston. They are some of the most competitive games I have seen. Also, they get lower league and foreign teams involved, making it more exciting.

[4] Summer Friendlies - these games are usually good and feature most of the MLS starters. Contrary to popular belief, the players from MLS do try hard in these games.


[5] MLS Cup, Conference Finals - getting here is a slog in MLS, but doing so puts you on the map. Both legs important, the second leg most important.

[6] Regular season games, Sept-October - last push to finish the year strong. Usually get a better effort from players.

[7] MLS Cup Final - it's a well-earned match for the teams that make it, but by the time it comes - after a Swiss cheese playoff format, coaches and the media are ready for the season to end. Cup finals across the world can sometimes be dull, this MLS version usually hit's that mark.

[8] Playing ESPN MLS extra time on the PS2 - only league specific video game made. It's fun and features Crew Stadium and tarped off stadiums in the rest of the league.

[9] Regular season, March-May

[10] Regular season, June-August - dog days of MLS. You have oppressive heat as well as various international tournaments pulling the better players away. Older stars often just take time off.

[11] Games involving New England Revs, Houston Dynamo and the Colorado Rapids.

[12] When a team from the eastern time zone plays out west late at night. I looked at this a couple years ago. It's basically the away side starting a goal down. East teams win about 1 in 10. It's a ridiculous advantage and players just want to hear the final whistle.

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

MLS in the English Football Pyramid

A frequent conversation you see on social media between strangers is where MLS teams would fall were they to take part in the mighty English football league system.

Where you fall in this argument essentially depends on your affection for MLS. So let's start there, the definition of who a fan of the league is.

MLS fans, to this day, are recycled fans of other US sports. It is unusual to find a lifelong, soccer 1st fan making MLS their league of choice for any long period of time. Contrary to popular belief, soccer 1st folks, whether they came to the sport later in life or were born with a ball at their feet, do watch MLS. It's just that they have a better understanding of its place, globally. This isn't a knock, same goes for folks that have traveled extensively have a more rounded global perspective.

As with anything, there is a bias built in. Like MLS? Well, you probably think it would have a few teams popping up into the top level of English football. Luke-warm on MLS, "hey, they'd compete pretty well in the Championship," and so on down the line.

Me, personally? I'm a lifelong fan of the sport that was excited when MLS launched - forgot about the league in the mid-2000s - rediscovered it in 2008 - got excited when Garber talked about Promotion and Relegation in 2010 and decided to cover the local MLS team, which I did continuously for eight years (I challenge you to find any blogger covering it longer).

Now, with my MLS credentials laid out there - where do I think MLS teams would fall in England and their 11 tiers and 7,000 odd teams?

League 1, mostly. Then split between League 2 and lower.

You may have a couple "Championship quality" teams, but they would not survive an actual competitive system.


What do I mean by that? Well, league competition in England at the pro level is a meat grinder. Teams play over 10 more matches than MLS a year in their league alone. Add in cup matches and you quickly find out that MLS teams would just fall apart. They are not built for that. If they would have a star DP miss a few weeks or longer, or have a nasty contract dispute, the team would fall to the bottom half of the table alone.

Regardless, I do believe there are a couple of things at play when this conversation comes up. 

First is the "super bowl" effect. What that means is that MLS fans look at it as a one-game type thing. Like, LAFC could hold her own in a single game against Stoke, per say. And that's kinda true. But that's not what a league competition is. Hell, that's not what THE SPORT OF SOCCER IS. It's about who navigates a 40+ game season the best.

Second (and settle in here, I have a lot to say): Video games. 


Load up the latest EA Sports FIFA and take your favorite MLS team online and you'll see that you can beat someone playing with the best in the world. I've been here. I remember my best online seasons were controlling 2010 Columbus Crew teams for hours on end. It gets you thinking "Hey, I'm winning! MLS teams are great!"

There's more to the video game impact. Compare and contrast player ratings and you'll see that the folks in Vancouver who decide such things have a player like Justin Meram or Patrick Mullins rated just the same as some Premier league players. Reason would have you thinking; well, MLS is just as good. Again, this just isn't the case. Setting the inflated rating argument aside for a moment, MLS teams only have a couple players per team like that, whereas teams like Everton have 20+. It's a wall have talented players, not just a few.

Another impact games have is when you play the game on a difficulty level that does not challenge you as a player. You see it all the time on Twitter, hell, I've done it. "So-and-so MLS player had six goals vs Real Madrid last night!" MLS is great!


As a long time soccer gamer with a collection of games dating back to the Atari 2600 in my possession, I can safely tell you that I am confident in my video game understanding and analysis. I can also tell you that it was a video game that, in part, drove me to become a proponent for reform within the USSF.

It's something I've thought about often over the years. How on earth did it happen?

Somewhere a decade ago, around the same time I was rediscovering MLS, I discovered how fun it was to create your own tournament within EA games. What I would do is swap out all the MLS teams for English League 2 teams, pick the Crew and climb the ladder. It was incredibly fun to see how far MLS teams would go along with my own journey. 

By the year 2024 (or whatever) FIFA had MLS teams rising to the Championship along with me and eventually to the Prem. That said, the unintended nightmare side effect of this was when I would check to see how things were in the ol' MLS - and see how the swapped out League 2 teams were doing...

This is where things changed. 

There they were, fake-EA years advanced where I, myself and the Columbus Crew, had climbed to the highest levels of European football - Northampton Town, Bury, Chesterfield, Shrewsbury Town and on - just sitting there. Stuck in a virtual MLS prison. Playing each other for eternity over and over. Nothing to climb, nothing to fall too. Just... there.

Not long after I experienced a similar emotional event playing Sega's Football Manager.

With this game, I found myself officially reviewing it for a site for another MLS outlet. Of course, I had to play as an MLS team, in MLS. It was a straight-laced, out of the box, play. Which was fine.

At the start, I had no problems. In fact, the experience helped in my understanding of the quirky league rules (salary caps, DPs, international slots, etc) and improved my writing. 

It was fun, that first season or two. However, a few virtual seasons on is where I ran into problems. Not with the game, mind you. It was MLS. 100% MLS. It became groundhog day. Same teams, battling it out, season after season. No real reward. No real failure. Things just clicked along. 

A familiar nightmare type feeling came over me. Just like when I sent history soaked League 2 sides to MLS with EA, I now felt like I was in an MLS prison. To put it another way, I felt like I was riding a never-ending merry-go-round when all the other kids were riding every other roller coaster in the amusement park.

After I finished the review of the game I decided to look for another job in the virtual world of Football Manager. Which I found. In the Vanarama Conference North.

I've never looked back.

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

A Dark Rainy Night or Yoda’s Revenge (A Fictional Story)

By: Vidda Grubin

Rain cut through the black ash rising from the sentinel like smokestacks and chimneys that stood guard over the aging city’s trench coat wearing denizens. Hoods were pulled far forward over foreheads and dark eyebrows as ash turned to drops of airborne sludge upon mixing with the cold persistent rain. Body-length coats, sidewalks and streets were covered and flowing with the sickly-thick remnants of human comfort.

Behind the abandoned church on State St. in the East Franklinton area, a lone figure stood, his thousand dollar leather shoes acting as a dam against the sludge flowing like so much two-year-old’s snot down the crumbling church's rear entrance. He was motionless, having already glanced at the exposed metal-work above him, metal-work which should have been encased in mortar and brick. The missing brick lay on the ground at his feet, the mortar had turned to dust and washed away years ago. He didn’t need to look up again. If the ceiling of the recess was going to give-way and crush him, he simply wanted to be surprised. “Where the fuck are those damn baggers,” he whispered through clenched jaw.

“The baggers are here, you shit-heel,” came a voice from the flood of darkness.

“I was going to leave. I don’t need this cloak and dagger mess. Look at my shoes. I’m going to have buy new shoes.”

Two figures stepped into the recess, while glancing at the shoes of their late night companion. “Who wears Armani’s in weather like this. I mean, besides you.” The two new arrivals laughed.

Armani shoes pulled his trench coat tighter. “Let’s get on with it. I have a fundraiser that I’m late for, and there’s a dancer who wants to meet my wife.”

More laughter from the newest arrivals. “Fine,” said the one nearest Armani shoes, his own coat open from chest to neck, exposing expensive tweed jacket and silk tie. “We have to make this look good, but not too good. I, for one, don’t want to own a damn soccer team. And, I know neither of you do either.”

Armani nodded, shifting to face west, his gaze filled with memories of a childhood spent on the hilltop. “Okay. I think the number 125 puts us where we want to be. High enough to offer Pusscourt and Major League Slime a profit, but low enough that they turn us down. We end up looking like we gave it the old “we care about our city” effort and can wave goodbye to the Crew and get back to hitting on OSU coeds and Ballet Met dancers.

Silk tie rubbed his chin. “What if they accept?’”

The third man, dressed in fifteen dollar galoshes, jeans, a sweat shirt and wearing bifocals, cleared his throat. “Then we own a soccer team.” Armani and Silk tie measured their companion. Neither knew much about their very old and scar-faced partner, just that he had proven his bona fides and was willing to be the silent partner in case their plan to not buy the Crew went sideways.

Galoshes pointed at Armani. “You can rebuild the stadium with more American Steel than has ever been seen anywhere in this country.” His finger slowly moved to point at Silk tie. “You can charge the stadium trust you set up a super high premium for insurance, insurance provided by your own company. And you can slap your company name on another Columbus landmark. Maybe you can both talk that arts and panty design guy into jumping on board. He can design the hippest uniforms and soccer accessories in the world. He’ll sell tens of millions worth.” His arm dropped to his side.

Silk tie laughed. “He could hold a stadium lingerie show and have the models ride in on his wife’s horses.” The three men laughed, a little too loudly. Something moved near the fence at the back of the church property. They glanced that direction.

A man carrying a brown bag staggered through a hole in the fence and began making his way towards the covered entrance at the back of the church. A car horn sounded and car lights came on across the street to the north of the rotting church.

Galoshes stepped out from under the overhang and waved the car lights off. He then strode across to the stumbling drunk and whispered something. The drunk stood up straight and offered Galoshes the brown bag. Galoshes accepted. The drunk turned, disappearing through the fence and into the pissy night.

Bag in hand, Galoshes returned to the two men under the overhang. “Did you make a new friend?” asked Armani.

Galoshes smiled, the wrinkles of his old battered face rearranging into a full fledged grin. “No, I’ve known that gentleman since he was a child. Best soccer coach in the country. I think I’m going to keep him on when I take over the Crew.” He raised the brown paper bag, his hand inside.

Silk tie and Armani’s eyes went wide, lips parting, jaws sagging. Eight shots rang out as the bag caught fire. Armani fell first, clutching his chest. Silk tie splashed face first into the sludge as it flowed into the darkness. The two dead men blocked the flow of filth and were soon covered in slime. Galoshes nodded to himself and mumbled.

“Now, a similar meeting with my friend the Don and some other franchise peckers and USSF lackeys and I can get this party going the direction of it’s original promotional intention. Hate to have to relegate a few more owners, but it's promotion and relegation or bust from here on out.” The old man giggled a little as the car from across the street pulled up with its lights off. Two men got out of the back.

“What do we do with the bodies?”

Galoshes thought for a moment. “Zack, you and Wil put the bodies in the car, take them south of the city and dump them in the Scioto River. Freddy,” another man stepped out of the driver's door. “On the way to float the bodies pick up 3G. I don’t want him wandering around here. He’ll probably find a real brown bag and start talking one and two touch possession strategy with some homeless guy under a bridge.” They all laughed, because it was true.

The men began to drag the bodies to the car. Galoshes glanced one more time their way. Freddy turned, sensing Galoshes attention.

“Hey, Lamar, how long until Brian, Brian and Guillermo are back on board?”

Galoshes smiled. “Soon, Freddy, soon.” And then, under his breath, “All accounts are due. Time to collect.”

The eighty-six year young man turned and walked into the church, his secret sanctuary for the past twelve years. A poker table, cards and chips waited inside with five of his closest friends. Even Edson and Franz were in town.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Run, Jenny! Run!

The story of Soccer in the United States.

By: Vidda Grubin

Read the story in this link to Forbes

and then continue below.

At pick-up games at the local university, when I was high school age, I was “Runner” to my teammates. Runner, the not so subtle sarcastic reaction to the most obvious aspect of my game.

The university was Ohio State. The players ranged from wildly terrible to good local high school and college players to very good ex-professionals from around the world. This was the late 70’s and early 80’s.

I didn’t like the nickname. Don’t get me wrong, I could run fast and just about forever. But in the context of those games, “Runner” was definitely an insult. Pride and love of skilled sports would not let me wear that moniker for long.

I spent the entire summer before going off to play small college soccer working on dribbling and, more importantly, teaching myself to juggle without staring at the ball. My inspiration for using this training technique was basketball.

One of the first things you are taught in basketball is to dribble without looking at the ball. I surmised that if I could juggle without looking directly at the soccer ball, my touch and vision would improve dramatically. I was correct.

I could already juggle pretty well, but it took every day, an hour plus per day to become proficient at juggling without staring at the ball. The result by the end of the following year was a whole new appreciation for the sport of soccer, and a great deal more joy and success while playing. I was still a “Runner,” but I was a Runner that could play, bitches!

Back in the 80’s there were a lot of suburban kids who were “Runners.” Well meaning coaches, lacking real world soccer skills, tended to rely and fall back on fitness (running) as the answer to most issues with their teams. Three mile runs, six mile runs, twenty full field sprints, followed by a jog around the park were normal in a lot of suburbs back then.

Fast forward to today. Millions of kids in the United States have played, are playing. They watch the best teams and players in the world. They emulate those players and understand a great deal more about the game than me and my peers did at the same age. And yet…

The United States Soccer Federation just contracted to spend a billion dollars on wearable gear that tracks where, how far and how fast players in the states are running during training and games. As much as things change (almost entirely due to the beauty of the sport itself and the kids who love the sport), some things just simply don’t/won’t die. Is this an April fools joke?

Great players are great because they can settle a ball within an inch of their foot, even if that ball was played to them from sixty yards away and there is a defender with an elbow in their back. Great players are great because they can see spaces and movement on the field before those spaces and movement even happen. Great players are great because they can spin a defender with a simple, clever touch and then split three defenders with a perfectly weighted pass to a teammate rushing to goal.

For sure, to do all those amazing things listed above, the great player has to be fit, but a fit player who cannot do those things is only a “Runner.”

I learned my lesson. I had the drive and love of sport to improve. Even in my late twenties, while playing open amateur league soccer, I was still finding ways to get better. Racquetball courts are amazing.

If there are any kids out there that read this, learn to juggle, then learn to juggle without looking at the ball, then find a racquetball court and pattern juggle.

For instance: play the ball with the right foot off one wall so that it comes off the wall and over your head, as you turn, play the next touch left footed off the opposite wall so the ball comes off the wall and back over your head. Now start making up your own patterns, and use every possible body part. Have fun, bitches!

All the best,
Vidda Grubin
Former “Runner”
And The Ghost

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, I Smell a Corporate Stew, It’s MLS, And It’s Grinding You

Illustration by: Arthur Rackham, 1918
From: English Fairy Tales
By: Flora Annie Steel

By: Vidda Grubin

When a corporation owned by many investors, who also own the corporation’s individual franchises, has a franchise underperforming in terms of profitability, steps are taken to find ways to save money where there are inefficiencies, while simultaneously finding new revenue streams and improving existing revenue streams. If changes have no material effect on profitability, then franchises are usually closed or moved.

Maximization of profits for modern professional sports leagues in North America is married to signing of monetarily significant national broadcasting contracts and national sponsorship deals. And the ultimate goal is to maximize the profitability of the corporation, thus enriching the owners of said corporation.

A hypothetical: The best way to maximize profitability for the owners of the franchises of Major League Soccer, who also collectively own the corporation, is to have a greater won/lose discrepancy between franchises at the top of league standings and franchises at the bottom of league standings.

Overall losing teams would more than likely experience revenue contraction from reduced ticket sales, weaker merchandise sales and less valuable sponsorship deals. Yet, if having a handful of so called “Super Teams” or dynasties increases the value of national broadcasting contracts enough that it more than offsets the potential loss of revenue experienced by the underperforming franchises, then helping create these “Super Teams” would make financial sense.

If the above scenario is generally true for corporate run Major League Soccer in North America, then it would stand to reason that taking steps to ensure that the above situation takes place would be a priority for the owners of the league.

Underperforming franchises (in terms of ticket sales/merchandise sales/local sponsorship deals/etc) can ultimately be moved, while not effecting the profitability for the owners of the corporation. Franchises, despite consistent losing records, that continue to make good profits for their owner through ticket sales, merchandise sales and local sponsorship deals will not need to be moved.

Let’s apply this hypothetical to the Columbus Crew SC and it’s role as a franchise within Major League Soccer. Could the Crew franchise be a “Super Team,” which significantly boosts the league’s ability to sign more lucrative national contracts? Is the Columbus franchise capable of being a franchise which makes significant money for its owner from ticket sales, merchandise sales and local sponsorship deals, even in losing years?

While the Crew were losing consistently in the years prior to 2008 (missing the playoffs from 2005-2007), the assumption would be that the team was losing revenue as ticket sales lagged, along with merchandise sales and local sponsorship deals struggling. (to be fair, I do not know this to be the case) As a test of the market for Major League Soccer in Columbus, putting a winning product on the field should have, theoretically, improved the local revenue streams. The effect Columbus as a winning franchise would have on national revenue streams for the corporation as a whole could also, possibly, be measured.

The fact that the Crew had three winning seasons in a row starting with 2008’s championship season and saw little movement in ticket sales, local sponsorship deals and merchandise sales was a red flag for both the franchise owner (at the time the Hunt family), and more importantly, the corporation, Major League Soccer. 2011/12/13 saw a drop in on field performance and ultimately a sale of the franchise to Anthony Precourt and Precourt Sports Ventures. The years 2014 through 2017 saw another general uptick in on-field performance with the one exception of 2016’s losing season and missing the Major League Soccer playoffs.

So, if the Columbus Crew franchise did not help increase national revenue streams (television/online/sponsorships) for the corporation and did not see significant increases in local revenue streams even during winning seasons, the case is certainly made for the corporation to move the franchise for the potential enrichment of both the corporation itself, Major League Soccer, and the franchise owner, Anthony Precourt.

All of this is theoretical. A similar argument could be made that having all teams look and perform identically, with little differentiation in league standings, would be the most profitable way to sell the corporation’s product, and thus lead to signing highly lucrative broadcast contracts. Another argument would be to attempt to create a situation where success circulates from franchise to franchise throughout the league.

As the ultimate goal of a corporation is to make money, the more the better, it does make sense for Major League Soccer’s owners to find the most profitable recipe. What ingredients go into that recipe? Are fans and communities the meat and vegetables or just a spice which can be removed and replaced with something a little hotter? Specifically, as relates to the Columbus Crew, there is a legitimate argument to be made that lack of local ownership, a very meaty ingredient, has been a heavy burden on the franchises ability to be delectably profitable through both winning and losing seasons.

What matters most to league/franchise owners? The bottom line and future billions? Or working as closely as possible with the local communities and supporters who make the corporation’s franchises possible? A truly successful corporation would focus its attention on community and people, while stirring their stew with a sturdy and fiscally responsible spoon.

Monday, February 12, 2018

"This Girl" Kathy Carter

Flashback to half a year ago and 90% of soccer fans in this country had no idea who Kathy Carter was. All that changed, however, after she announced her candidacy in the latter half of 2017 for US Soccer President and subsequent "This Girl" piece by Sports Illustrated's Grant Wahl.

From that piece:

“I never saw the girl in my life [before this week]...I’m sure a lot of people are going to support us to put this girl there,” Rapaglia concluded. “If I was in the position of Sunil, I’d want a friend of mine to take my place. I’d want a guy who could do the job... She played soccer. She’s not just a housewife.”

That's 76-year-old Sal Rapaglia, a long time friend of Don Garber, Chuck Blazer and Sunil Gulati and decades-long president of the New Jersey and Eastern New York Soccer Association. The defacto birthplace of all we know about the modern soccer landscape in this country.

Now, I don't know Carter. Nor will I ever know her. But I did grow up very close in time and place to where she did.

That place would be Northern Virginia. A land that seems to separate itself from the rest of the country as far as importance, at times. For those that don't know, it's where families earn there way in government or closely affiliated via agencies like the CIA, FBI, FEMA, or your run of the mill federal government employee, senator, congressman or contractor. Not to mention the home base of the most concentrated wealth on the planet (well, one of the most).

All this is to say - it's a mostly affluent area. But I also want to say that, at least in the time she grew up in, it was a more rural, hard working and family based area (...go there now and you will find the likes of Beau Dure and Jason Davis, for example).

I know this because I grew up there. Anyone that's been to my little place here in Columbus knows that I have a picture of my father shaking hands with Ronald Reagan in the oval (he worked with all presidents - LBJ through Clinton - for vocational education programs as an alternative to college for high school age kids).

With all this - comes expectation. It's interesting because I thought of this more recently because of the LDNR Nike ad campaign where about a minute in you get a row/crew member talking about "failure" among others who we know have it much harder (I'll leave the dynamics of having a financial safety net vs. having nothing to Nike to explain). But that point I'm getting at remains, just on different levels.

Carter was expected to do well in her career and she did. All the way to the highest levels of Soccer United Marketing. The organization that controls the media rights to just about all soccer-related things in North America. That's great.

But where is she now? After being propped up by Don Garber, and the rest of the investors in MLS, she lost the election. Not only lost but saw those same people that put her in the race abandon her in the third round of voting in order to put the nail in the coffin on the "change" candidates. And, frankly, that sucks.

In the end, Kathy Carter will be fine. My understanding is that she will move back to her high ranking position with SUM and go on her merry way. But that doesn't mean that she won't feel a bit of a severe sting that those who backed her bid for President jumped ship when shit hit the fan.

Was she ever a real candidate? Was Don Garber wanting to vertically integrate everything SUM and MLS into the upper levels of the USSF?  Or was she just a small pawn. Simply used to make sure that power remained with those squatting on the soccer landscape since the 1994 World Cup.

While there are many things that will stick with me after this most recent and most contested US Soccer presidential election, it's her place in it that will remain the most interesting. Also, possibly, the most sad.

I don't think she knew anything outside of what she was trying to accomplish in this election. Whether it was due to the right place, right time or working her way to the top of soccer in this country. The fact remains, the people she likely calls friends more than co-workers dropped her.

While I don't think that SUM has the best interests of the sport of soccer for all people in this country at heart - I do know that her returning to her office in the coming weeks will be a tough one - and nobody will be shedding a tear for her. Especially those disenfranchised with the whole setup of American soccer.

Most of the other candidates that put everything into the election have communicated a lot with soccer fans one way or another since the elections. Eric Wynalda seems exhausted by the whole experience, while Kyle Martino and Hope Solo seem to want to continue the fight (be it for professional gain or personal vendetta).

Carter? She simply left an incredibly powerful quote on twitter from Nelson Mandela.

"As I walked out the door toward the gate that would lead to freedom, I knew if I didn't leave my bitterness and hatred behind, I'd still be in prison."

Take from that what you will.

My hope is that she was able to see a whole new soccer world here in the United States. One that is inclusive and removes financial barriers to success and not one that is simply a business operating on profit for the relatively exclusive few that can afford it.

All the best to Kathy Carter.

Not sure how good the Fairfax Flyers were but I'm pretty sure the Round Hill Hobbits would have given you a good fight.

Monday, February 5, 2018

Crew add Ricardo Clark

MLS veteran Ricardo Clark signed with Columbus recently via free agency. Clark is about as steady as they come in regards to playing in an MLS midfield. He is a well rounded, consistent performer and who remains injury free (dare I say, one of the most consistent players I've ever seen in MLS).

Ricardo played most of last year in a non-attacking central mid role, tucked somewhere between a central defender and attacking mid. Gregg Berhalter's system might see him playing alongside Wil Trapp, as an insurance policy behind Federico Higuain (who likes to take some time off each season, especially with the World Cup this year) or out wide behind Mike Grella.

As far as salary, being a longtime MLS player has seen his wages jump up to $370k or so. I suspect that through free agency he was signed for considerably less (possibly in the 250-300 range).

Looking at wages overall? Crew looks about in line with last year (possibly a little less, with the departure of Meram).

Crew have three more slots to fill if they so choose.


- Columbus is a playoff team, as far as talent and coaching, but don't expect amazing runs of form.

- Things in Austin are being extended so the drama around the team will continue well into the season. How that affects the group? Who knows.

- So much depends on Gyasi Zardes goals and how invested Higuain is. This season will be long and meandering with the World Cup, this team will be looking for a breakout performer.


Goalkeepers (3): Jon Kempin, Logan Ketterer, Zack Steffen

Defenders (8): Lalas Abubakar, Harrison Afful, Alex Crognale, Connor Maloney, Jonathan Mensah, Gaston Sauro, Milton Valenzuela, Josh Williams

Midfielders (11): Mohammed Abu, Artur, Ricardo Clark, Niko Hansen, Federico Higuain, Mike Grella, Hector Jimenez, Cristian Martinez, Pedro Santos, Eduardo Sosa, Wil Trapp

Forwards (3): Adam Jahn, Edward Opoku, Gyasi Zardes