The Crew is Last in Something

And it is no secret. Quality in Goal Scoring. The facts. Here we go.

The Columbus Crew is:

3rd: Shots Per Game
LAST: Shots on Goal Per Game
LAST: Goals Per Shot
LAST: Shots On Target
LAST: Goals Per Shots on Target

Morbid of me to be looking for things that my team is last in. I would prefer it to be in fouls per game or something. But it isn't. It's in Goal stats.

Those are pictures of the sky over Columbus today. The clouds made me put these stats together. They, and the ensuing downpour, also made my car break down on High Street near German Village today. Booooo.